Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
