My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
