White coat. Heels.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
there is glitter all over my balls
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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