It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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