How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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