i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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