Banned from zoo.
Again?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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