Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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