he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Randomize
