I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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