What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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