I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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