who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
the condom got lost in my hair
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
