I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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