hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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