Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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