Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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