why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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