hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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