well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
We were destined to go to rehab together
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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