she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
