Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Boobs are out for the taking
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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