Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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