You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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