that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I will be naked everywhere
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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