I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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