Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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