I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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