whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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