As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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