whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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