if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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