So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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