So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I have fence marks all over my body
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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