Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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