So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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