Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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