But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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