Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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