So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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