I would go down on you faster than GM stock
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize