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(269): View more from Michigan

Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up

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(540): View more from Virginia

i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on

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(337): View more from Louisiana

You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.

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(408): View more from California

Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?

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(407): View more from Florida

Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?

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