For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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