I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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