Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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