My friends, they love my intelligence
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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