ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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