Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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