On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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