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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She's the barista slut.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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