There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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