marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Randomize
