Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
